Saturday, December 26, 2015
Friday, January 31, 2014
Jan 31st
On a Qing Dynasty Vase in the National Gallery of Art: "It'd cost a lot of money in home goods, I tell ya."
Tuesday, December 24, 2013
Dec 24th
Dad: what's the difference between an elephant's bottom and a post box?
Sister: what?
Dad: oh I'm not giving you a letter!
Friday, November 29, 2013
Thanksgiving, 2013
Me: I'll ask her to drive my ass home.
Dad (reminiscently): I've wiped his ass so many times I've lost count.
Later...
Dad: My dad never wiped my ass.
Thursday, November 7, 2013
November 7th
"Well people do do it on grave stones. That's a known fact." re: daughter finding it weird that people lose virginity in public places.
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